Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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