69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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