Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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