i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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