let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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