Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
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God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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I didn't notice because vodka
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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