So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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