I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
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i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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