the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
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I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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