if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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