I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
FUCK WHALES
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