He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
