i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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