Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
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I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
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Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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