Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Those nachos came to me in a dream
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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