He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
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Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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