I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
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We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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