So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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