ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
And then he peed in my hair
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