Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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