Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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