She went from zero to smokin in five shots
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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