HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
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It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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