She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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