i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
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I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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