I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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