it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
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I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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