Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
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You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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