Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
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Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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