whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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