apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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