I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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