Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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