My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
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i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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