i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
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when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
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