I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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