...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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