all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
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HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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