I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Randomize
