You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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