I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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