I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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