dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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