Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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