there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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