Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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