i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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