Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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