I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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