He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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