It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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