Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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