suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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