sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
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YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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