I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
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Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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